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You went in for a light bulb. You came out with a wet-dry vac, a bag of grout, and a vague plan to retile the bathroom. The chair is always open. The meeting never ends.

100% ring-spun cotton Gildan Softstyle. Unisex fit — runs roomy; for a fitted look, size down one size. DTG print: wash inside out, cold, tumble dry low. Printed to order — ships in 3–7 business days.