https://www.touchsumgrass.com/ daily https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/wedding-planned-taking-this-to-the-grave 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/2528134934808357890_2048.jpg?v=1783102771 WEDDING PLANNED. TAKING THIS TO THE GRAVE. https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/just-discovered-1983-totally-organic 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/13505038887976950604_2048.jpg?v=1783103670 JUST DISCOVERED. 1983. TOTALLY ORGANIC. https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/titanic-sinks-skill-issue 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/868723549163764795_2048.jpg?v=1782082631 TITANIC SINKS, SKILL ISSUE https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/blessed-are-those-who-hit-their-macros 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/12129219305496545979_2048.jpg?v=1783103676 BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO HIT THEIR MACROS https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/and-on-the-sixth-day-he-grilled 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/1994386333661893796_2048.jpg?v=1783103448 AND ON THE SIXTH DAY, HE GRILLED https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/icu 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/2903125883517046962_2048.jpg?v=1783100801 ICU, I CRIED UNCONDITIONALLY https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/home-depot-anonymous 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/12127157276468332008_2048.jpg?v=1783102671 HOME DEPOT ANONYMOUS https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/chefs-tasting-menu 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/3280031115884453058_2048.jpg?v=1783102704 CHEF'S TASTING MENU https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/couples-communication-chart 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/2614376020845215278_2048.jpg?v=1783102737 COUPLES COMMUNICATION CHART https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/this-is-my-body 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/9523534000631601973_2048.jpg?v=1782350611 This Is My Body https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/fantasy-football-destroyed-my-marriage 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/6338261229283458905_2048.jpg?v=1783103683 FANTASY FOOTBALL DESTROYED MY MARRIAGE https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/4-19 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/6699273379145452939_2048.jpg?v=1783100637 4:19 ALMOST https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/i-came-for-the-nachos 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/16238870294844693852_2048.jpg?v=1783103681 I CAME FOR THE NACHOS https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/dad-of-the-year 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/17017261602633058207_2048.jpg?v=1783102802 DAD OF THE YEAR https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/if-it-leaks-call-me 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/1996360112595990099_2048.jpg?v=1783103610 IF IT LEAKS CALL ME https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/top-of-his-class 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/4374297197270368882_2048.jpg?v=1783103456 TOP OF HIS CLASS, BOTTOM OF HIS HEART https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/certified-hole-digger 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/2649982103822795059_2048.jpg?v=1782666720 Certified Hole Digger https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/grass-fed 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/11879625642788761451_2048.jpg?v=1783102812 GRASS-FED https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/licensed-to-caulk 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/13414969967040259413_2048.jpg?v=1783103556 LICENSED TO CAULK https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/i-came-i-saw-i-vaped 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/14056552528968276163_2048.jpg?v=1783103505 I CAME, I SAW, I VAPED https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/empire-state-building-climbers-yart 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/8729861168989610331_2048.jpg?v=1783103665 NEED MONEY FOR YARTS https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/empire-state-building-climbers-yart-unisex-cotton-ringer-t-shirt 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/7836444510821830904_2048.jpg?v=1783076505 NEED MONEY FOR YARTS https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/empire-state-building-climbers-taco-bell 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/16032657079628525353_2048.jpg?v=1783083599 Empire State Building Climbers - Taco Bell https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/empire-state-building-climbers-taco-bell-unisex-cotton-ringer-t-shirt 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/6271402954406248490_2048.jpg?v=1785190367 Empire State Building Climbers - Taco Bell https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/freakbob-is-calling 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/17913832476310189786_2048.jpg?v=1783117992 FREAKBOB IS CALLING https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/freakbob-is-calling-unisex-cotton-ringer-t-shirt 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/1250249192460551613_2048.jpg?v=1783118203 FREAKBOB IS CALLING https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/guardian-of-the-gym 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/8035158243080579808_2048.jpg?v=1783205936 Guardian Of The Gym https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/my-truck-runs-on-diesel-and-entitlement 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/10975684099601621009_2048.jpg?v=1783262549 My Truck Runs On Diesel And Entitlement https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/vers-but-picky 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/18100166107100645753_2048.jpg?v=1783270731 Vers But Picky https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/livin-la-vida-lowkey 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/3465060084741041762_2048.jpg?v=1783349094 Livin' La Vida Lowkey https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/i-like-my-men-like-i-like-my-mimosas-bottomless 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/15089374013127212197_2048.jpg?v=1783355623 I Like My Men Like I Like My Mimosas, Bottomless https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/i-like-my-men-like-i-like-my-mimosas-bottomless-unisex-cotton-ringer-t-shirt 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/8040971769214301163_2048.jpg?v=1783355694 I Like My Men Like I Like My Mimosas, Bottomless https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/home-wrecker 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/6555928758689341025_2048.jpg?v=1783639213 HOME WRECKER https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/sorry-im-late-i-didnt-want-to-come 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/20819388194271781_2048.jpg?v=1784513015 SORRY I'M LATE. I DIDN'T WANT TO COME. https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/glizzy-goblin 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/9901275673343423236_2048.jpg?v=1783769632 Glizzy Goblin https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/top-or-bottom-how-about-fame 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/9948215506138757135_2048.jpg?v=1783872743 Top or Bottom? How about fame. https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/top-or-bottom-how-about-fame-hoodie 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/3138608371291073454_2048.jpg?v=1783791545 Top or Bottom? How about fame. https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/i-finish-fast-race-bib-420 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/14606324938536910329_2048.jpg?v=1784513264 I FINISH FAST, Race Bib 420 https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/i-finish-fast-race-bib-420-hoodie 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/14363089634565411408_2048.jpg?v=1783947907 I FINISH FAST, Race Bib 420 https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/total-eclipse-of-my-fart-solar-eclipse-parody 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/14504275458182234470_2048.jpg?v=1784512624 TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY FART, solar eclipse parody https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/baja-blasted-my-colon 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/4763465292712768835_2048.jpg?v=1784512758 Baja Blasted My Colon https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/baja-blasted-bowels-busted 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/17311561629967616538_2048.jpg?v=1784512767 Baja Blasted, Bowels Busted https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/baja-blasted-bowels-busted-hoodie 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/13521942227671473473_2048.jpg?v=1784134373 Baja Blasted, Bowels Busted https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/trade-offer-your-bun-for-my-dog 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/16082016498870291327_2048.jpg?v=1784512777 Trade Offer: Your bun for my dog https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/trade-offer-your-bun-for-my-dog-hoodie 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/9877764249795449683_2048.jpg?v=1784154317 Trade Offer: Your bun for my dog https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/i-finish-fast-runner 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/13215728630241688929_2048.jpg?v=1784512786 I FINISH FAST, Runner https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/you-have-died-of-diarrhea-lettuce-oregon-trail 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/9232947046596964765_2048.jpg?v=1784512831 You have died of diarrhea lettuce. Oregon Trail https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/my-busch-cash-crop 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/9055169130587955165_2048.jpg?v=1784512886 MY BUSCH CASH CROP https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/my-resting-mitch-face 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/14265755910996369271_2048.jpg?v=1784512929 MY RESTING MITCH FACE https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/thank-god-its-fursuit-friday 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/17264641616782148252_2048.jpg?v=1784513017 Thank God It's Fursuit Friday https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/keep-your-palms-off-my-nuts 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/16884129527422175718_2048.jpg?v=1784513090 KEEP YOUR PALMS OFF MY NUTS https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/keep-your-palms-off-my-nuts-palm-tree 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/5636837067050568531_2048.jpg?v=1784513132 KEEP YOUR PALMS OFF MY NUTS, palm tree https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/the-lorde-be-with-you 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/3116304800975386661_2048.jpg?v=1784513206 The Lorde, Be With You https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/miss-compact-dicks-90s-cd-case-parody 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/277560587728424911_2048.jpg?v=1784513295 MISS COMPACT DICKS | 90s CD Case Parody https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/vanderhump-rules 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/9493180887227487072_2048.jpg?v=1784512969 VanderHUMP RULES https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/my-world-cups-world-trophy-pun 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/1792148763668533818_2048.jpg?v=1784597460 MY WORLD CUPS, World Trophy Pun https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/watch-her-assets-grow 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/10192143022221702584_2048.jpg?v=1784597557 Watch Her Assets Grow https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/cage-free-twink 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/18168669390296114848_2048.jpg?v=1784891334 CAGE FREE TWINK https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/wanna-see-my-pole 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/10060787572516771376_2048.jpg?v=1784901612 WANNA SEE MY POLE? https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/sirens-love-seamen-and-so-do-i 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/5763721727635194622_2048.jpg?v=1784940053 Sirens Love Seamen... And So Do I https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/beware-of-greeks-bearing-loads 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/13486801493255368525_2048.jpg?v=1784940613 Beware of Greeks Bearing Loads https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/my-buns-need-meat 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/16779238941634889102_2048.jpg?v=1784940901 MY BUNS NEED MEAT https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/built-to-receive 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/16953976672338112715_2048.jpg?v=1785064241 BUILT TO RECEIVE https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/built-to-receive-unisex-cotton-ringer-t-shirt 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/17398411744754873010_2048.jpg?v=1785064334 BUILT TO RECEIVE https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/ask-me-about-my-ball-handling 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/17756512925600566002_2048.jpg?v=1785071981 Ask Me About My Ball Handling https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/ask-me-about-my-ball-handling-unisex-cotton-ringer-t-shirt 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/9261391512873659476_2048.jpg?v=1785072075 Ask Me About My Ball Handling https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/full-contact-always-encouraged 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/17256753698228286734_2048.jpg?v=1785274430 FULL CONTACT, ALWAYS ENCOURAGED https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/full-contact-always-encouraged-1 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/830831687522362686_2048.jpg?v=1785274474 FULL CONTACT, ALWAYS ENCOURAGED https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/good-with-tight-ends-football-position-double-entendre 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/1714007675642529186_2048.jpg?v=1785274764 GOOD WITH TIGHT ENDS, football position double entendre https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/love-to-take-it-up-the-middle 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/8822662859934985796_2048.jpg?v=1785274832 LOVE TO TAKE IT... up the middle https://www.touchsumgrass.com/products/back-shots 2026-07-29T14:08:08-05:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0999/9607/4297/files/7181328527619479584_2048.jpg?v=1785345281 BACK SHOTS