NEED MONEY FOR YARTS

Two people scaled a tower and rigged a banner. The cause was yarts. Nobody asked follow-up questions.

100% ring-spun cotton Gildan Softstyle. Unisex fit — runs roomy; for a fitted look, size down one size. DTG print: wash inside out, cold, tumble dry low. Printed to order — ships in 3–7 business days.